Bullet points.

If our lives were only a myriad of bullet points things would be so much easier. As we all know, life is never *easy*.

1)      Bought gas today at Shell and some lady was berating/cussing/ screaming at her two year old kid. She was wearing a black top and her belly was sticking out like a busted biscuit can. Ironically, her shirt had some script across the top that said “Classy”. That could not have been her shirt. I hate abuse even more than I hate racism…I told the lady to “take it easy” on the kid.  She sneered at me.

2)      I never was any good at jokes with sexual overtones. Oh, I like women an awful lot (understatement of the century) but making innuendo is not my style.

3)      I am so damn deaf in my right ear that I have taken to reading lips. It is worse than I let on although everyone that knows me is on to me big time.

4)      I *really* have an Inner circle of friends. I call them the “Board of Directors for my life”. There have been many discussions and recommendations by the board over the last several months. I am going to roll out many of these initiatives very soon. I’m excited and I am afraid. Stay tuned.

5)      My leadership style? Apparently, I am a benevolent dictator. Interesting revelation. I have always known this….

6)      I have been sitting in with all kinds of bands trying to amass a list of other musicians in the area. In reality I’m trying to steal a legitimate singer from another band. I can sing well but am looking for someone spectacular to replace my daughter. Not happening. My instrument of expression is the guitar.  

7)      My daughter must call or text me at least 10 times a day or more….My exchange student is almost as bad.

      I’m tired of all you (fill in the blank) M*ther****ers stealing my toothpaste. Get your own!!!

9)      Every spare minute of this weekend will be spent working on my vacant rental. GRRRRRRR!!!! Caulking, painting and refinishing floors…

10)  I’m negotiating a deal on a quadplex and if the spreads work I’m going to buy it. That would give me nine rentals. My goal is to have 18-25 of them. At that point it becomes a full time job. Perhaps I’ll pass it along to my daughter.

Let’s see. We have a party tonight at the clubhouse. We have a Superbowl party on Sunday. I sure hope I get my work done…

My plate is full. Wish you could join us.

Peace be with you,

Bobby